1 00:00:04,450 --> 00:00:09,450 Hey, old McDonald, how's our future papa doing? I wish that baby would hurry up 2 00:00:09,450 --> 00:00:12,750 and get here. Well, don't be in too much of a hurry, Mac. They grow up before 3 00:00:12,750 --> 00:00:13,589 you know it. 4 00:00:13,590 --> 00:00:15,490 Hey, look at my Scooby -Doo lunch pail. 5 00:00:18,570 --> 00:00:20,250 Some more slowly than others. 6 00:00:21,650 --> 00:00:24,980 Good evening, fellow bailiffs. Uh -oh, hide your young. 7 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:31,420 Well, well, well, if it isn't our shop steward, Ethel LaRue. What a pleasant 8 00:00:31,420 --> 00:00:34,840 surprise. Can the crap bail if we both know why I'm here? 9 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:41,100 Once more I am running unopposed for shop steward, and we all know how grumpy 10 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:43,760 get when I win with less than a landslide. 11 00:00:44,660 --> 00:00:46,560 Get the drift, my little friend. 12 00:00:52,430 --> 00:00:56,870 not actually gonna vote for the wicked bailiff of the west oh the job is a lot 13 00:00:56,870 --> 00:01:01,210 of paperwork and drudgery who'd be dumb enough to challenge her for that guess 14 00:01:01,210 --> 00:01:08,210 what i'm running for how'd you know we 15 00:01:08,210 --> 00:01:12,890 were just discussing the job qualification isn't it great i filed 16 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:14,030 want to hear my slogan 17 00:01:27,650 --> 00:01:28,650 Hello, boys. 18 00:01:31,030 --> 00:01:32,710 Well, Dan, you're in a great mood. 19 00:01:33,490 --> 00:01:35,710 Last night, I dated a Jets cheerleader. 20 00:01:36,610 --> 00:01:38,170 And touchdown! 21 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:44,030 Of course, we did have to go into overtime. 22 00:01:45,930 --> 00:01:48,350 So, Dan, are you going to tell us all about it, or do we have to read it 23 00:01:48,350 --> 00:01:50,110 tomorrow in the supermarket checkout line? 24 00:01:51,770 --> 00:01:53,650 Dan Fielding? Yeah, that's me. 25 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:56,169 It's for you. 26 00:01:56,170 --> 00:01:58,550 Oh, I thank you. Oh, here you are, my good man. 27 00:01:58,750 --> 00:01:59,970 A little something for you. 28 00:02:00,270 --> 00:02:03,530 Hey, now I can get that newspaper I've been saving up for. 29 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:07,430 Dad, what is it? 30 00:02:08,210 --> 00:02:11,450 It's a... fraternity suit. 31 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,800 The woman's name is Marilyn Scott, and it says here you have a son. 32 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:05,060 That is impossible. 33 00:03:05,340 --> 00:03:06,340 It's some kind of mistake. 34 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:09,680 According to this, your mistake is now ten years old. 35 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:14,700 Dan, doesn't the name Marilyn Scott even ring a bell? 36 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,280 I wouldn't know her if she bit me. 37 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,460 Then it's no one you've been seeing lately, huh? 38 00:03:22,860 --> 00:03:25,760 You have to admit, with all the women you've been going out with, there is a 39 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,260 possibility that you might have... Hit the mother load? 40 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:35,580 I am well aware that there are ways of preventing this sort of thing from 41 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:37,600 happening. So you're saying it's impossible? 42 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,980 Well, I mean, everybody once in a while gets caught in a storm without his 43 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:42,980 umbrella. 44 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,480 Here. 45 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,860 That's for your next cloudburst. 46 00:04:11,690 --> 00:04:12,690 Hey, you thought of it. 47 00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:16,430 There you are. 48 00:04:16,970 --> 00:04:18,750 I want a word with you, Shannon. 49 00:04:19,029 --> 00:04:20,570 Oh, I guess you heard the good news. 50 00:04:20,890 --> 00:04:25,250 Yeah, well, the good news is I'm going to allow you and Pinocchio to withdraw 51 00:04:25,250 --> 00:04:26,490 from the Wraith intact. 52 00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:29,290 Are you threatening me? 53 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:35,330 What? As an elected official, I cannot condone any act of violence or 54 00:04:35,330 --> 00:04:36,330 intimidation. 55 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:42,390 But personally, I'd love nothing better than to strip to the waist and duke it 56 00:04:42,390 --> 00:04:43,870 out with you for a couple of rounds. 57 00:04:44,730 --> 00:04:45,750 Get the picture? 58 00:04:51,490 --> 00:04:52,490 Vividly. 59 00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:56,370 Then let the best man win. 60 00:05:03,530 --> 00:05:04,950 She may have us there. 61 00:05:10,950 --> 00:05:13,610 lawyers handle it. From this moment on, that paternity suit is forgotten. 62 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:15,650 Father knows best. 63 00:05:19,010 --> 00:05:21,470 I hope you staple yourself to death. 64 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:25,630 Excuse me. 65 00:05:27,450 --> 00:05:28,830 Hey, don't I know you? 66 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:30,850 Car crash? 67 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:33,850 Collision? Let Petey scrape you out. 68 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,960 that commercial for personal injury claims that you do where you freeze 69 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,880 the family of four just before their car plunges into the Grand Canyon? 70 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:56,660 Had to get that in one take. 71 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:02,060 I bet. So, Petey, what unspeakable human suffering brings you by? 72 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:04,160 I'm looking for Dan Fielding. That's me. 73 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:06,340 Well, wait a minute. 74 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:11,020 You're that slimeball lawyer who capitalizes on other people's suffering 75 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:12,120 misfortune. Yes? 76 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:13,800 I want to shake your hand. 77 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:20,010 You're a sweet... a fortune out of those poor slobs. Every penny. 78 00:06:20,290 --> 00:06:22,990 I really respect that. I represent Marilyn Scott. 79 00:06:23,290 --> 00:06:24,290 I want you dead. 80 00:06:25,450 --> 00:06:28,630 Mr. Fielding. Listen, I am not going to stand here and be accused of something I 81 00:06:28,630 --> 00:06:32,770 didn't do. But Danny, I have affidavits on you from half the women in this town. 82 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:34,390 You've got quite a reputation. 83 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:38,690 And I might add that you photograph quite well. 84 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:42,370 Yeah, you just try to prove that's me behind that mask. 85 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,080 If you refuse to settle, you force me to launch a vicious, no -holds -barred 86 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,080 smear campaign. 87 00:06:49,220 --> 00:06:52,780 Listen, bucko, nobody drags Dan Fielding through the mud. Not according to 88 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:54,220 action photo number five. 89 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:02,540 Danny, Dan, Dan, by fighting this, you simply prolong your agony, deplete your 90 00:07:02,540 --> 00:07:08,420 assets, alienate your friends. You find yourself thrashing about in a morass of 91 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:12,340 despair from which death itself is the only escape. 92 00:07:13,390 --> 00:07:15,070 Well, time for my facial. 93 00:07:15,650 --> 00:07:16,650 Ciao. 94 00:07:20,430 --> 00:07:23,330 Boy, he's a lot nicer in person than he is on TV. 95 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:30,590 What was that? 96 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,930 I don't know. You suppose they let Roz do the strip search again? 97 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:46,260 It should have been me. 98 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,320 Oh, Bull, I am so sorry. 99 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,620 He was only a sapling. 100 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,440 What's this? 101 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,260 A note. I'll read it. 102 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:06,060 Drop out of the race, or next time, the real dummy gets it. 103 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,340 Ethel LaRue. 104 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,680 Bull, I'm sure he can be revived. 105 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:15,220 It's too late. I already tried mouth -to -mouth. 106 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:20,140 So you screamed when... I got a splinter in my tongue. 107 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:25,400 Maybe my daddy can fix him. 108 00:08:25,820 --> 00:08:26,820 Who's your daddy? 109 00:08:43,049 --> 00:08:44,049 to you too, Petey. 110 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:49,050 I got a hold of that lawyer. He should be slithering by here shortly. 111 00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:51,950 The kid has certainly gotten attached to Dan. 112 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:53,230 Uh -huh. 113 00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:02,890 Are you tired of writing Mr. Prosecutor yet? 114 00:09:04,550 --> 00:09:07,790 I'm not going to have hair like you when I grow up, am I? 115 00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:11,910 You're not going to grow up unless you get off my floor shimes, kid. 116 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:17,340 My name is a kid. My name is Brian, and I'm not getting off till you agree to 117 00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:18,540 talk to me. Forget it. 118 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,880 Okay, if you won't talk to me, at least buy me an ice cream. 119 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:22,979 No. 120 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:26,820 Did I mention I have to go to the bathroom real bad? 121 00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:31,380 One scoop or two. 122 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,000 Come on, race to cafeteria. 123 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:38,200 Yeah, don't run too fast, otherwise you might fall and break your widow neck. 124 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:43,610 Dan, try to be nice. to him or he'll only have something to hold against you 125 00:09:43,610 --> 00:09:45,830 court. Right. I won't leave any marks. 126 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:50,690 There he goes. 127 00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:51,870 Daddy dearest. 128 00:09:54,030 --> 00:09:55,030 I don't know. 129 00:09:55,410 --> 00:09:57,690 Believe it or not, I think Dan can make a very good father. 130 00:09:59,270 --> 00:10:03,970 Hello. Are we talking about the same Dan Fielding who lobbied to infate leash 131 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,110 laws for children? 132 00:10:06,970 --> 00:10:07,970 No, I'm serious. 133 00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:12,490 Underneath that... marmy sex craze exterior lies another dan fielding 134 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,960 You want to play a little game? It's called civilization. 135 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,440 I take it you haven't been around kids much. 136 00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:56,540 Call it a life's ambition. 137 00:10:58,980 --> 00:11:00,280 Can I ask you a question? 138 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,600 No. 139 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,220 Why did you leave us? 140 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:07,020 I didn't leave you. I wasn't there in the first place. 141 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:12,280 Now listen, kids, and listen good. There is no possible way I could be your 142 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,280 father. 143 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,010 You mean... you're gay. 144 00:11:22,590 --> 00:11:24,470 Okay, technically it's possible. 145 00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:28,090 Look, trust me, you wouldn't want me as your father anyway. 146 00:11:28,490 --> 00:11:29,449 Why not? 147 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:30,450 I hate you. 148 00:11:32,290 --> 00:11:33,290 Good point. 149 00:11:34,690 --> 00:11:36,050 But I don't hate you. 150 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:37,970 Stick around, you will. 151 00:11:39,810 --> 00:11:43,610 In fact, I love you. 152 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,960 love me. You don't even know me. 153 00:11:54,900 --> 00:12:00,820 But I... But I... But I... Listen to me, kid. You cannot love somebody you've 154 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:01,820 never met. 155 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,120 That's not true. 156 00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:06,160 Okay, there's a few phone services, but that's it. 157 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:14,660 Look, all I'm saying is that if you were my father, I'd love you, all right? All 158 00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:16,140 right, fine, fine. You ready? 159 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:19,600 And if you had a kid, you'd love him, too, wouldn't you? 160 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:24,440 Like I said earlier, Children should be... Genetically cloned in factories, 161 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:25,640 yeah. 162 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:26,980 Good, 163 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,120 then I've taught you well. Let's go. 164 00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:32,380 Dan? Oh, what is it now? 165 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,220 Will I die without a father? 166 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,300 You're weird. 167 00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:53,110 How the hell should I know? 168 00:12:57,270 --> 00:13:00,230 Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't sit there with that lost 169 00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:01,230 puppy dog look. 170 00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:09,450 I didn't mean to. Yeah, well... No. 171 00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:11,730 Of course you didn't. 172 00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:23,480 Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 173 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,820 Happy as a freckle on Daryl Hannah's body. 174 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,680 That's the first thing you've said, I understand. 175 00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:36,440 This kid stuff really spooked you, huh? 176 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,600 No, not really. 177 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,740 The parent stuff that's frightening. 178 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,160 How come? 179 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:50,240 Because I see it every day around here. 180 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:57,780 Mommy and daddy's eyes filled with tears as they come to bail their baby out of 181 00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:58,780 jail. 182 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,220 Report them missing. 183 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:07,540 Identify their body. 184 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:12,780 Couldn't handle that kid. 185 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,180 Couldn't even live with the possibility. 186 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,400 What if I... 187 00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:24,240 I'll never get sick or hurt. 188 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,600 Excuse me, I think I hear Rod Serling calling. 189 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:34,140 If I do get sick or hurt, I won't even tell you, I promise. 190 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,120 You don't even have to care. 191 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:41,800 I'll take what I can get. 192 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,060 What happened here? 193 00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:52,630 He was murdered. 194 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,170 Wrongful death, I'm your man. 195 00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:02,190 So, where's the kid? 196 00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:03,790 He's with Dan. 197 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,970 Any chance he kidnapped the boy? 198 00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:09,810 I'm telling you the truth. 199 00:15:10,070 --> 00:15:11,070 Really? Yes. 200 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:12,370 What are you guys talking about? 201 00:15:12,730 --> 00:15:13,730 Grocery stores. 202 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:14,830 Oh, how nice. 203 00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:19,290 Yeah, Dan told me how you can tell how loose a woman is by the way she picks 204 00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:20,290 produce. 205 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,460 Oh, Dan, you didn't. 206 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:27,840 Bet you she never thumped a honeydew in her life. 207 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,000 You're in big trouble, buddy. I'm gonna nail you to the wall. 208 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,720 Peterson, I'm ready to settle. Yeah, I'm gonna skin you alive. I'm gonna crucify 209 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,220 you. I'm gonna beg your pardon. 210 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,640 Dan, you're gonna settle? 211 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:43,580 What are you talking about, Dan? 212 00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:44,980 You heard me. 213 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:50,240 If a test shows even a possibility that the boy is mine, I want to take full 214 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,240 responsibility. 215 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:56,190 Why, Dan, that's... Noble? 216 00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:01,650 Yeah, the word got stuck in my throat. 217 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,430 Where's my baby? 218 00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:05,889 Hi, Mom. 219 00:16:05,890 --> 00:16:08,150 Oh, honey, are you okay? 220 00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:11,890 Yeah, I'm okay. What did I tell you I learned about grocery stores? 221 00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:14,530 Honey, what are you doing here? 222 00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:16,070 I came to see my dad. 223 00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:21,030 Great news. We got Papa right where we want him. He's going to settle out of 224 00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,030 court. 225 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,340 That's not Stan Fielding. 226 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,000 Dan Fielding? 227 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,600 Dan Stan, what's the difference? 228 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,900 Shut up. He's willing to pay through the nose, and you need the money 229 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:47,320 desperately. But that's not the father of my son. 230 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,980 He's not my father? 231 00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:50,640 No, honey, he's not. 232 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:56,380 Marilyn, are you out of your mind? 233 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:58,720 Carolyn. 234 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:00,620 Really? 235 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,419 lady, let me. 236 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:10,420 I know every nook and cranny in this building a body can fit into. 237 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,400 Boys just got into the sacramental line, sure. 238 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,880 What the hell do you think you're doing? 239 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:41,180 It's none of your business. 240 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:43,580 Hey, sit. 241 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,180 I'm going to see my lawyer. See this lawyer. 242 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:50,820 Now, look. 243 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:58,640 Things like this, well, they seem to always have a way of working out for the 244 00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,640 best. 245 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,140 I feel pretty confused. 246 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,840 Confused? Why would I feel confused? 247 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:26,580 Just because this morning I didn't have a father, this afternoon I did have a 248 00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:28,460 father, and now I don't have a father again. 249 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,180 Hey, who cares? Hey, hey! 250 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,240 Get back here. 251 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,000 Who do you think you are? 252 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,740 And you had a tough break. 253 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:41,460 Listen, sometimes tough breaks turn out to be lucky breaks. And what starts off 254 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:44,580 as the worst day in your life can turn out to be the best day in your life. 255 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,100 Why are you telling me this? I have the faintest idea. 256 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,500 It's not true. 257 00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:58,960 I'm telling you because... I like you. 258 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,720 What? 259 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:05,280 I like you. 260 00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:06,940 You do? 261 00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:11,150 What, you barge into my life, you eat two quarts of ice cream, you suction 262 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:15,070 yourself to my hip, you threaten to relieve yourself on my loafers. 263 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,550 What's not to like? 264 00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:20,370 I like you too. 265 00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:23,530 So? 266 00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:26,210 So. 267 00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:32,030 What do we do now? 268 00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:36,510 We could be best friends, and I could come over to your house and play every 269 00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:37,510 day. 270 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,260 Why don't I just write you a check instead? 271 00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:45,660 Huh? 272 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:48,760 Well, kids need things, don't they? 273 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:54,120 Scarves, mittens, those really silly -looking galoshes. 274 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,200 A new baseball mitt? 275 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,200 Yeah, and a new baseball mitt. 276 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,640 Here. 277 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:04,280 This is for you. 278 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:09,240 Wow, $1 ,000 for a baseball mitt? 279 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,400 Get a bat, too. 280 00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:14,970 Your mother will know what to do with the rest of it. 281 00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:18,410 Can I see something personal? 282 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:21,650 Yeah, go ahead. 283 00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:28,630 Can I see your balance? 284 00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:37,290 That's my boy. 285 00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:56,770 bone to pick with you about a friend of mine. 286 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:00,510 Oh, yeah? 287 00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:03,670 Would that friend happen to be a sack of sawdust? 288 00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:06,030 You lowdown conniving puppet killer! 289 00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:08,030 I demand an apology. 290 00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:09,329 Oh, yeah? 291 00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:10,330 Yeah. 292 00:21:11,610 --> 00:21:12,610 You got it. 293 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:14,750 Huh? 294 00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:17,810 Congratulations. You're the new shop steward. 295 00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:19,890 What are you talking about? 296 00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:21,390 The election's not until tomorrow. 297 00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:23,790 Yeah, but it's all over for me. 298 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,540 I heard through the polls that you're going to win by a landslide. 299 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,380 I guess you deserve to after what I did to poor little Kermit the Log. 300 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,800 Why'd you do it, LaRue? 301 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,140 Shannon, what you saw was the act of a desperate woman. 302 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,600 Without my job, I'm nobody. 303 00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:47,960 I got no friend. 304 00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:50,640 Got no social life. 305 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:59,160 That job was the only thing that I had going for me in the whole wide world. 306 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,540 I had no idea it meant so much to you. 307 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:12,920 LaRue, if you want the 308 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:13,920 job, it's yours. 309 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,520 What? I think you're the best man for the job. 310 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,440 I'm withdrawing from the race. 311 00:22:23,950 --> 00:22:28,110 You'd do that for me, a woman that treated you so rotten? 312 00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:29,890 I'm funny that way. 313 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:34,170 I don't know what to say. 314 00:22:39,870 --> 00:22:40,470 And 315 00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:47,290 there's more 316 00:22:47,290 --> 00:22:48,810 where that comes from. 317 00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:02,800 Fail denied. Let's hold this one over for the grand jury. 318 00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:05,400 And that's all she wrote, folks. 319 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:06,880 About time. 320 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,820 Business as usual tonight, Dan? 321 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,460 Yeah, tonight it's Giselle, the hot oil wrestler. 322 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,640 Oh, yeah, she's the one with wethenality. 323 00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:23,680 Dan, I know this may be a waste of breath, but... 324 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:28,010 I just wanted you to know that the way you handled that boy showed a lot of 325 00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:29,470 warmth and human compassion. 326 00:23:32,170 --> 00:23:33,570 I bet you're not wearing a bra. 327 00:23:37,190 --> 00:23:38,190 You're a pig. 328 00:23:46,930 --> 00:23:49,590 I'm sorry I'm late. I thought they'd never let me out of there. 329 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:51,489 That's okay. 330 00:23:51,490 --> 00:23:53,590 The game isn't started yet. We're all set.